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So here I sit, in all my glory...
Lend me an ear, and I'll tell ya a story...

 

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I once had a wife--she was such a dear,
Then came the Net, and it all disappeared!

 

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Now there she sits, for hours on end...
Don't care where I'm goin', don't care where I've been.

 

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It could be three, or it could be nine...
she really doesn't care, long as she's online.

 

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She gets outta work and rushes home,
She comes in yelling at me, "Get off the phone!"

 

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Where is the hug? Where is my kiss?
But she's at the computer--that's all she missed!

 

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Talking to cyber friends, checking the mail
I might as well be in a Cyber Jail!

 

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My stomach's growling--it's so unfair!
No clean dishes and no clean underwear!

 

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Drink me a beer, stare at the walls
I'll pick at my teeth and roam the halls,

 

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Farting and burping what a sight to see...
Can you believe she's there??

When she could be with ME!

~Author Unknown~

 

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